they aren’t even like legit nosebleeds. like, if they had some heft behind them, i would be okay with it, but as it is i just get these hesitant fucking bloody noses that just make my nose uncomfortable.

i get nosebleeds all the fucking time now. i never used to get nosebleeds. what the fuck. i don’t even live at high altitude. i’m at sea level yo. why the fuck am i getting so many fucking nosebleeds.


when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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